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Material of a personal nature is friendslocked. Therefore it may appear that I have not updated in several days, or even months. Sometimes this is true. Most of the time it is not. Keep that in mind.

The blathering that appears in public entries is, of course, yours to enjoy without logging in.

oh, Agents of Cracked. How so awesome?

I'll admit, I first heard about it on fandomsecrets, from a poster who really wanted Daniel O'Brien and Michael Swaim to fuck, and having watched all the episodes, I can't say I disagree. They push my 'buddy-cop' buttons in all the right ways, even if they're not even cops.

IT'S SO HILARIOUS I WAS LOL-ING BEFORE I EVEN REALIZED. NOW MY ROOMMATES THINK I'M STRANGE.


"Now get the hell out of here before I get bored and make you kiss each other!"

today, i was at the genericon meeting, cesspool of awkwardness that it is. they're planning the video game tourny and they need to borrow stuff from members, like game disks and such.

and i wasn't paying attention when they asked if anyone had a copy of HALO 3 and no one said anything, then after a beat they started MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WHO PLAY HALO. ONLY FRAT BOYS PLAY HALO, AREN'T WE SO MUCH COOLER THAN THEM? THEY SIT AROUND, DRINKING AND PARTYING AND TALKING TO GIRLS. HAR HAR LOSERS.

ugh i was so disappointed in them.

dear guy who kept staring at me and then looking away when i caught you,

i would take the Chief over you any day.

suck it,
genericon staffer.

also, those meetings would go a lot better with the liberal application of vodka.

Hetalia! I LOVE IT AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS.

I WANT A BABY AMERICA TO LOVE AND TEACH BASEBALL AND PROTECT FROM BUFFALOES. STEP ASIDE, ENGLAND.



be aware that the preceding may be so adorable and sweet that it gives you diabetes.

i drink a not-inconsiderable amount of vodka these days. it's not a negative in my life, per say.

turkey bacon and chardonnay are not as great a combination as you might initially suspect.

this entire nature of this post will be apologetic, with regards to mr. nathan fillion.

today, bungie studios released HALO: ODST, a sort-of expansion pack to Halo 3 that chronicles events mainly glossed over in the end of Halo 2/beginning of Halo 3.

at the end of halo 2, the covenant (nasty alien race who thinks that all humans are vermin and must be exterminated) have just found the Ark in the deserts of Africa and jump into slipspace, causing a massive rupture that hugely damages the city of New Mombosa, where they had been searching/killing every human in sight. the master chief, kick ass protagonist of the halo franchise, follows them into slipspace because this shit will not be allowed to stand (also for many other reasons) and the games, namely halo 3, follow him. but this game is about the marines left behind, who must clear the city of the remaining covenant troops and protect civilians and each other.

i actually like it a lot, because you're playing a normal human. the master chief is human in that he has double helixed dna and human genes and what not, but is genetically and mentally modified to be a machine. he never stops, he never sleeps, he needs no one but cortana and sgt. johnson, and even then he doesn't shed any tears. he has one job: killing the people who threaten the interests of the unsc, and brother, business is good.

but in this game you play odsts, orbital drop shock troopers, who act like paratroopers except that they jump from space instead of a few thousand feet. they're shit hot and tough as nails, but at their core, they're human. no stronger or more stable than any of us could aspire to be, unlike the chief, who embodies "strong and silent" so hard he should get a paycheck for it.

and you play this game alone. you're the Rookie, unnamed and never speaking; you search through the rubble of the city at night for clues as to what happened to your squad. you were all separated when the slipspace rupture occured. you've been unconcious for hours and have no clue where your teammates (or for that matter, ANY allies) are. as you recover a piece of equipment or personal belonging from each teammates last known or suspected location, you as a player flashback into that soldier's thoughts and experiences when he/she first landed. it's amazing, it's spooky, it's haunting, and it's got just the right amount of smoky sax.

anyway, the squad leader, Buck, is voiced by nathan fillion. i knew he was in firefly and such but never really cared about him. even when he appeared on the bungie podcast to talk about how awesome it is to be Buck, i didn't really care. BUT HOLY JESUS I'M PERVING OVER HIS BREATHING.

see, unlike the other games, these characters can get hurt. they get winded, they squeal when they take damage, and it's kinda hot. REALLY HOT. as the rookie, i accidentally stepped in front of some Brutes firing a spiker rifle: he whimpered. the character whimpered in pain and it was disturbingly hot. he makes these little sounds, you guys, and don't judge me till you play it.

and BUCK. nathan does an excellent job delivering what are, at times, perhaps not the sharpest of lines. Buck and the Rookie are my favorites, and i wishwishwish there was fanfiction for this, as lame as that sounds.

i guess i'm just going to have to give up on this one. this was going to be so epic, you guys, but i really don't have any more motivation for it, so it dies a scrap. :(

( the star trek meets clue AU! SPOILER SPOCK IS WADSWORTH )

i'm about to unleash some tmi on you bitches.

uhhh, all the time sometimes i think listening to native German speakers is super sexy. i might be the only person besides germans who think it's hot but whatever.

especially if that person is Lukas Podolski (who's sort of Polish, actually, in a really confusing and sometimes controversial way. He's Silesian, sort of.)

ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE.

this one where his teammate Bastian Schweinsteiger breaks into his hotel room and slaps him on the ass a few times.



( another video behind the cut. )

Although I suppose what's funny about this--kink? maybe? is that my examples above are of Schweini and Poldi, both of whom speak a with a Bavarian? accent that is regarded in Germany as what a deep South accent is to Americans. WHATEVER I THINK IT'S HOT.

there may be a rumor floating around that last night i got a little shitfaced and started a hetalia/psych au with little regard for my own personal safety.

just rumors, people. Nothing to see here.

Who wants to talk about Hetalia?

( of racism, history, and absolute lolarity )

I'm glad to see people talking about "Ghost Adventures," and I was watching it on youtube because fuck if I can be bothered to remember that it's on Fridays.

anyway, when i first saw it i thought, "wow, it's like they took three douchebags, beat the scientific process out of them, and gave them a show." when you're used to "ghost hunters" and "destination truth" and shows that generally PRETEND to be all sciency about their ghost hunting, this show can seem pretty fucking ridiculous. the first episode took place at bobby mackey's music world and involved something along the line of 'if this is the portal to hell, come on up out of there and do shit' or something. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. it was the least scientific, most jerktastic thing i've ever had the displeasure to watch.

BUT THEN I HAD AN EPIPHANY. this show is to ghost hunting what "fight club" is to literature. NO STAY WITH ME ON THIS. it's a parody of american machoism. these douches are the typical, jacked up, pill popping, aggressive, backwards-baseball-cap-wearing fucktards that we're supposed to recognize. AND THEY FAIL LOLARIOUSLY AT GHOST HUNTING. like fight club was about the subjugation of the american male psyche and and downfall of manliness, these boys go out there all 'ra ra' and scream like little tiny girls at the first sign of trouble. AND SNAKES. don't get me started on the snakes.

ugh there was supposed to be waaay more form and a touch more literary criticism but i've had kind of a lot of tequila at this point.

it's fucking brilliant in my head, okay.

ugh i was supposed to be working out, but quinto > plyometrics, honestly.

so here we go! sylar's first appearance in season 2!

so, for those qgmfs who don't know, Heroes Season 1 ended with a big battle in the center of an industrial park, possibly in Texas. Why no one / the authorities failed to notice this is never explained. Anyway, Hiro (who along with Ando and Mohinder and Matt Parkman form the base of likable characters in this show) stabs Sylar with a sword and Nathan Petrelli carries an about to explode (yeah no i'm not making this up) Peter Petrelli into the skys where they supernova.

OR DO THEY?

Anyway, battered but alive the other characters leave Sylar for dead.

BIG MISTAKE.


Welcome to Maui.



( if you thought a silly thing like being impaled on a sword was going to stop our bb, you have shamed yourself and your family with your wrongness )

Anyway, next time will be a spam and discussion of Mohinder Suresh and Matt Parkman, a professor and a cop who live together in a tiny NY apartment and raise a daughter together.

The Story of Suresh and Parkman, or, Molly Has Two Daddies.

I don't even have caps of the best parts of the season, but I'm just going to have to accept that I don't have motivation for that right now, and instead spam you with what I have.

MOSTLY THAT GQMF ZQ BUT A HEALTHY PORTION OF MILO.

ALSO, SOME BLOOD, YOU GUYS, SO DON'T BE SQUEAMISH.



( spoilers for HEROES, season 2 )

Ugh, I want to Heroes-spam you guys SO MUCH but the capping software isn't working! WHY NOT? I really can't figure this out. It let me take maaaany caps from DOOM.

Maybe it doesn't think Sylar is as delicious as Karl Urban? I HOPE NOT I WOULD HAVE TO DELETE IT IF IT DID.

Let's talk about "DOOM."

I watched the movie so you don't have to, friends, and I would like to present my findings.


DON'T LOOK SO SKEPTICAL, BB.

( Karl Urban as a space marine....... ENGAGE. )

It has come to my attention, mostly through ontd_startrek party posts, that I'm just going to have to rent every one of Karl Urban's movies on the off-chance he's universe-ending kinds of hot in it. Apparently, it happens with alarming regularity, especially in movies you would not expect. (Chronicles of Riddick, what?)

I think the fans who say that "I don't accept new fans. They only like it because of the movie. I liked it before the movie, and that makes me a real Star Trek fan. The rest of you can't be fans. Go away." are petty and jealous. Most of them make a point to mention how they liked Star Trek before it was cool.

Don't be jealous that you were teased about ST but new fans aren't. I wouldn't have teased you; I've watched Star Trek all my life. My mom went to cons in the '70s. I grew up with it, but it wasn't such a big deal for me. I didn't really get into it until the new movie.

Don't be so bitter about it. Yeah, teasing sucks, but don't be so illogical and jealous that the new fans don't face such a stigma. And don't turn around and be jackasses to them/us because it happened to you.


Leonard thinks you're a dickhead.